Total Medals Earned: 72 (From 20 different games.) Total Medal Score: 1,530 Points
Medals Earned: 6/11 (175/500 points)
How to open them
get three perfect notes in a row
Get a perfect combo of at least 15 notes
Beat the final guy
Beat the boss without using the checkpoint
Beat the game with at least 3 lives left
Get a perfect combo of at least 30 notes
Get a perfect combo of at least 64 notes
Get a perfect combo of at least 100 notes
Beat the game without using the checkpoint or taking damage
finish the game with over 95% completion
Medals Earned: 2/6 (10/40 points)
Ahhh, that's better
You flushed the kings pee
You looked at the credits, yay!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 11/11 (500/500 points)
Reach floor 2
Reach floor 3
Reach floor 4
Reach floor 5
Reach floor 6
Reach floor 7
Reach floor 8
Reach floor 9
Kill the Wurstlord
Obtain the Kielbasa
Get two Kielbasas in a row
Medals Earned: 4/12 (30/280 points)
Earn a heart from eating 4 enemy organs
Sell a tower
Beat Hanzou
Beat Jebus
Visit the creators' website
Upgrade all 3 tower types to maximum in the same level
Purchase all permanent upgrades
5-star every level
Beat Bizarro Tom
Beat the game without getting any permanent upgrades
Medals Earned: 15/20 (315/500 points)
Clear your first line of blocks
Buy one eye
Buy one jump level
Pull your first piece
Buy one tongue level
Learn a new recepie
Destroy 50 blocks with your tongue
Clear 2 lines with a single piece
Clear 10 lines of blocks
Buy 5 levels of tongue
Buy 5 levels of jump
Buy 5 eyes
Clear 50 lines of blocks
Clear 120 lines of blocks
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/220 points)
Play the game!
Shathead
Obtain the Skrunkle (You don't get anything, but hey, 10 points)
Defeat the Big Boi
Medals Earned: 2/3 (15/25 points)
Beat all the premade levels.
Play Sleef.
Make your own level!
Medals Earned: 3/4 (70/95 points)
You won!
Get all fails in StS.
Get jumpscared by Henry.
Medals Earned: 3/37 (20/420 points)
Enter the village for the first time.
Open the first present!
Open the tenth present!
Open the second present!
Open the third present!
Open the fourth present!
Open the fifth present!
Open the sixth present!
Open the seventh present!
Open the eighth present!
Open the ninth present!
Open the eleventh gift!
Open the twelfth gift!
Open the thirteenth gift! (Before Brandy Does)
Open the fourteenth present!
Open the fifteenth present!
Open the sixteenth present!
Open the seventeenth present!
Open the eighteenth present!
Open the nineteenth gift!
Open the twentieth present!
Open the twenty-first present!
Open the twenty-second gift!
Open the twenty-third gift!
Open the twenty-fourth gift!
Open the twenty-fifth gift!
Open the twenty-sixth gift!
Open the twenty-seventh gift!
Open the twenty-eighth gift!
Open the twenty-ninth gift!
Open the thirtieth gift!
Open the thirty-first gift!
Happy New Year!!! Thank you for playing Tankmas 2021! See you next year!
Score 15 points in the "Holy Crap a Yeti" arcade
Score 30 points in the "Holy Crap a Yeti" arcade game
Score 40 points in the "Holy Crap a Yeti" arcade
Receive a Kiss from Tom Fulp, or anyone with this medal
Medals Earned: 4/14 (45/375 points)
Politely decline
Politely accept
Defeat Clown
Defeat Sheriff
Find the secret spot
Adore the graphics, double jump, change the track...
Kill 50 agents (in one session)
Kill 100 regular enemies (in one session)
Kill 10 zombies (in one session)
Kill 20 uber agents (in one session)
Defeat Savior
Stockpile 500 points
Buy all weapons